Greasy Trouble

We hate greasy hands… let alone greasy fingertips. We can’t imagine opening a door handle, pasted with vaseline, then getting inside, only to touch more things with the vaseline now coating our hands. Then grabbing a towel to wipe off our hands, knowing that a mere towel won’t be able to remove that slick sheen on our hands. Ohhhh, that’s making us sit on edge.