Gift of Nothing

“Congratulations! You have received the gift of nothing. Absolutely nothing. This is the ultimate in minimalism. … Open the pack and be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savor the moment. Soon you’ll discover that nothing really is so much better than something.”
Those are the brilliant — and we mean this sincerely — words on the box.
Many will be severely disappointed with this gift, but people who appreciate what life is truly all about will love it.