Butt-Disposable Gas Neutralizer

“Breaking wind? Cut the cheese?”
It actually says this on the packaging.
The Subtle Butt Disposable Gas Neutralizers will take “the bad part out of the fart,” Fashion First Aid claims.
For your money, you’ll get five self-adhesive carbon filters that are thin, discreet, and disposable. These pads could potentially save you from a lot of embarrassment and discomfort. If they don’t? Well at least they’re funny.